hate:

you

(via lindsaylohoean)


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grimelords:

deathgripsforcutie:

grimelords:

hi does anyone have that gif of a beefy dude blowing a dildo on a hotel bed then a maid opens the door, sees him and then closes the door and he keeps blowing the dildo without noticing or caring? thanks in advance. your pal, grimelords.

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god bless and thanks

(via sexually-repressed-fangirl)


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softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via onlinehumor)


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hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

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trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via succeeding)


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wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via hotboyproblems)


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she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

(Source: oxnam, via intensional)


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